So one of the special Think Geek products is a portal to a hell dimension to throw your unwanted desk clutter into.
P says, "That would be great!"
G says, "... yes and no, you know you'd throw something in there and then want it back, and then you'd have to hire adventurers to go into the hell dimensions looking for your lost paperwork... Hey, that's an idea."
P says, "But think, when the IRS comes around to ask about your taxes, you can tell them that the documents are right through there."
G says, "Great, so now I have to send my adventurers through a hell dimension filled with angry IRS agents?"
P says, "I think you repeat yourself."