The game contains 1,376 screens of dialogue.
These screens contain a total of 14,533 words,
for an average of 10.6 words per screen.
The game contains 206 menus.
... This is for the scratch file in which I'm testing the early "dates", which are almost entirely plot-free and just hanging around with all your possible girlfriends, chatting and flirting and stuff. Except YOU CHOOSE EVERYTHING YOU SAY AND DO.
My brain is a maze of twisty little branching passages, all alike.