Mary Sue For President

You can set your campaign slogan to be "Lady Lampshade Head".

There are about 40 people in the world who know why this is funny, and none of them are reading this blog. :)

(Okay, everyone else will hopefully think it's funny because it's absurd. But someone at my school DID run for student council as Lampshade Head - I think because she lost a bet or something. She won, too.)